5mut:

There isn’t really a follower checkpoint or anything special, but tumblr has a love affair over balls of moss, so why the fuck not do this again for the 5th time! For all purposes, the marimo will be coming from eBay, not me directly. These happy lil critters like to live in fishbowls and I’m pretty sure fish don’t mind them. Delete the text and I delete your soul.

Well shit what will I win?

One fuzzy ball of moss to prove to your friends and family that giveaways are winnable.

Rules:

• follow me
• like it
• reblog it (#giveaway ok)
• tell me where you live (if you can’t give me your address what’s the point of entering ya feel me)
• buy me a large pizza from pizza hut

This ends on May 19th around 10PM EST. Go nuts.

something of mine got reblogged? how?!!!?!?!

sweetsfiend:

Since my eyes couldn’t handle the 3D of a bigger screen (and I do cherish my old 3DS too much), I’ve decided to make someone on tumblr happy with their very own Pikachu Limited Edition 3DS XL! I’m really excited to be doing this, and I can just hope it will make someone smile.

No, I won’t be selling it. I am not obligated to answer why, because if you honestly want me to sell it, my answer won’t be sufficient for you. Message me off anon if you’re really dying to know.

Now that the boring parts are over with, let’s go over even more boring stuff, shall we?

• Reblogs and likes both count and will combined give you two entries.
• You don’t need to be following me. However it would be nice to meet new people, and I do post a lot of Pokémon.
• I’ll ship internationally, but the system is European.
• No giveaway blogs.
• Have your ask box open so that I may contact you.

The giveaway will end on May 10. Have fun, okay? (◡‿◡✿)

narionblack:

daydreamsanddisney:

THE LAST ONE

hussies replay button gags are getting better

just went to my local store and this blonde guy was wearing aviators saying “you dont touch the aviators, the aviators touch you” 

sounded like something dave would say

gottacatchemall:

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fauxboy:

tentacuddles:

420direction:

Cast-off Teavana Merch giveaway!

I have a Midnight Dragonfly Teapot Set (only 3 of the 4 cups, sorry); a Red Contour Tumbler; and 6 different flavors of tea to give away! This pile of merch will be broken up into 3 different winners- 1st place gets the Teapot and two flavors of tea, 2nd place gets the Tumbler and two flavors of tea, and 3rd place gets two flavors of tea!

Rules:

• you don’t have to be following me (but you can if you want)
• 1 reblog, 1 like, sideblogs are okay as long as your ask box is open
• CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES ONLY, shipping is expensive
• i choose the types of tea you get, sorry, but if you have particular flavors you like best, i’ll do my best to give you those

GIVEAWAY ENDS APRIL 1ST. GOOD LUCK!

I AM SO SORRY BUT TEA

i love tea ;v;

rhazade-waterbender:

theshotabanana:

seraphflonne:

THE CISPA PETITION HAS 12 DAYS LEFT AND IT ONLY HAS 20K SIGNATURES OH MY GOD PEOPLE FUCKING SIGN AND SIGNAL BOOST IT DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW VITAL THIS IS gnjsfkld.asl

To sum things up, if this doesn’t get enough signatures, tumblr is GONE.

Linking the info-post again, and other petitions.  Sign those, too.

5mut:

Against my (most likely) better judgement, I’m gonna give another one of these things away! The last one was pr successful and I really love you guys for all the ridiculous messages I got the last time<3

What the fuck is a marimo? It’s a japanese moss ball, but it’s wildly popular for whatever reason.

RULEZ TO WIN ONE MARIMO(spelled with a z for the cool factor)

• follow me~
• reblog this as much as you like (dunno if that increases your chances but go nuts)
• like this
• you have to be comfortable giving me your address because I can’t really teleport this to you without it
• I’m buying it from eBay and I’m covering all the cost

I dunno if the instructions are clear enough man, you might get your dick caught in the ceiling fan. Good luck and this giveaway shall end on the 23 of February at 9:00PM eastern shore time (how the fuck do timezones work)